Spider-Man 3 may be one of the most hotly anticipated
arrivals of the season, but it’s got plenty of company. Here are just a few of
the potential remedies for your summertime blues.
May
28 Weeks Later
There is no answer for some kinds of infection. So we were
warned in 28 Days Later, Danny Boyle’s chilling tale of ravenous zombies on
the rampage in London. 28 Weeks returns to the scene of the slaughter – minus
Boyle and star Cillian Murphy – just as the deadly rage virus restores anarchy
in the U.K. Rated R. (May 11)
Shrek the Third
The fate of the DreamWorks empire rests squarely on
Shrek’s shoulders, and so far the jolly green giant has proved he can handle
the load. After Shrek 2 became the third highest-grossing film in U.S.
history – only Titanic and Star Wars earned more – it was just a matter of
time before screenwriter Adam Adamson returned to the land of Far, Far Away,
where new inhabitants include Justin Timberlake and the ever-menacing Ian
McShane. Rated PG. (May 18)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
The latest “Pirates” chapter finds Johnny Depp’s Jack
Sparrow struggling to escape Davy Jones’ locker, just in time to provide
Disney’s wildly successful (but occasionally murky) trilogy with some measure
of resolution. But is this really the “End”? Time will tell. Rated PG-13. (May
25)
June
Knocked Up
From
Judd Apatow, director of The 40 Year-Old Virgin,
comes another raunchy tale of libidinous misadventure, in which fellow Virgin
alum Seth Rogen lucks into a one-night-stand with Grey’s Anatomy star
Katherine Heigl. The result? An unexpected pregnancy, followed by an even more
unexpected romance. Rated R. (June 1)
Mr. Brooks
Kevin Costner plays a clean-cut family man with an unhealthy
appetite for carnage and a seriously unfunny sidekick (Dane Cook) in Mr.
Brooks. Rated R. (June 1)
Hostel: Part II
Director Eli Roth revisits the torture chambers of Slovakia,
where unsuspecting American tourists are lured to their grisly deaths. Not for
the squeamish, and not yet rated. (June 8)
Ocean’s Thirteen
George Clooney, Brad Pitt and the rest of the Ocean’s
gang
re-team for Thirteen, which seeks to atone for the self-indulgent sins of its
immediate predecessor. This time, the boys are back in Vegas – no big surprise
there – preparing the ultimate heist to take down a rogue casino owner played
by Al Pacino. Not yet rated. (June 8)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Despite the critical backlash that
accompanied the
box-office success of Fantastic Four, Ioan Gruffudd is confident that The
Silver Surfer will avoid a similar fate. “The first movie had its share of
problems,” says Gruffudd, who plays Mr. Fantastic. “It wasn’t always the
easiest shoot, and we had to establish these characters before we could get
comfortable with them. But The Silver Surfer was a great experience, and it
has a much stronger story.” Not yet rated. (June 15)
Nancy Drew
Author Carolyn Keene’s famous teen
detective, played by Emma
Roberts, arrives in modern-day Hollywood ready to solve a cold-case murder
mystery. Can the Hardy Boys be far behind? Rated PG. (June 15)
Evan Almighty
No Jim Carrey? No problem. Evan
Almighty, the long-awaited
sequel to 2003’s Bruce, finds formerly tongue-tied newscaster Evan Baxter
(Steve Carell, of TV’s The Office) building an ark, Noah-style, in
preparation for a great Biblical flood. Morgan Freeman co-stars, as does most
of the animal kingdom. Not yet rated. (June 22)
Live Free or Die Hard
Twelve years after John McClane (Bruce Willis) saved
Manhattan from a murderous gang of gold thieves, the wisecracking, old-school
cop is back on the job, chasing down a decidedly 21st century villain – a
ruthless cyber-terrorist played by Timothy Olyphant (Deadwood). Not yet
rated. (June 27)
Ratatouille
A mischievous rat takes up residence in the restaurant of an
acclaimed Paris chef. Not interested? It’s made by Pixar. Now are you
interested? We thought so. Not yet rated. (June 29)
Sicko
Not much is known about Michael Moore’s
Sicko – the
Fahrenheit 9/11 documentarian remains uncharacteristically mum – except that
it casts a critical eye on America’s health-care industry and is due sometime
in June. Stay tuned for further details. Not yet rated.
July
Rescue Dawn
Christian Bale sheds his Batman cape, at least
temporarily, for Rescue Dawn, director Werner Herzog’s account of one man’s
desperate bid to escape a Laotian POW camp during the Vietnam War. Think
Rambo, minus the cartoonish ultra-violence and cheesy one-liners. Not yet rated.
(July 4)
Transformers
Twenty-one years after Orson Welles finished his storied
career with one last starring role – as the voice of Optimus Prime in
Transformers: The Movie – director Michael Bay (Armageddon) brings the epic
battle between the Autobots and Decepticons to earth, in live-action format.
The future of the free world, of course, hangs in the balance. Not yet rated. (July
4)
1408
Stephen King’s stories have inspired films both fair
(Misery, The Shining) and foul (pretty much everything else), but that
spotty track record didn’t scare off John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson, who
star in this spooky thriller about a hotel room that doubles as hell on earth –
and not just because of the room service. Not yet rated. (July
13)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The fourth installment of J.K. Rowling’s celebrated saga
will feature enough magic to satisfy even the most discriminating Muggle, but
detail-obsessed readers be warned: At just over two hours, Order of the
Phoenix will be the shortest Potter movie to date, meaning that some of
Harry’s Hogwarts adventures won’t make it past the editing-room floor. Not yet
rated. (July 13)
Hairspray
Like the 2005 version of Mel Brooks’ The
Producers,
“Hairspray” is based more on the popular Broadway musical than on the
outrageous original, filmed by John Waters. Even so, director Adam Shankman’s
comedy about teenage angst and segregation in early-’60s Baltimore should
feature at least one shocker – the sight of John Travolta in blubbery drag,
tackling his first singing role since Grease. Not yet rated.
(July 20)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Adam Sandler and Kevin James star in this edgy comedy
about two heterosexual firefighters who pose as a gay couple to receive domestic-partner
benefits. And who better than Happy Gilmore and the King of Queens to inject
themselves into the debate over same-sex marriage? On second thought, don’t
answer that. Not yet rated. (July 20)
I Know Who Killed Me
Well-publicized production delays (possibly caused by star
Lindsay Lohan’s hard-partying ways) couldn’t sink this thriller, about a young
woman who suffers an identity crisis after surviving a brush with a serial
killer. Rated R. (July 27)
No Reservations
Hungry for love? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart
play upscale chefs whose professional rivalry gives way to old-fashioned
romance in this remake of Mostly Martha, from Snow Falling
on Cedars
director Scott Hicks. Not yet rated. (July 27)
The Simpson Movie
Let’s face it, The Simpsons has
seen better days, having
floundered creatively during its past two seasons on Fox. No matter. For the
first time in nearly two decades, the animated sitcom’s top writers – including
series creator Matt Groening – have joined forces to bring Springfield to life
as we once knew it. Not yet rated. (July 27)
August
El Cantante
Jennifer Lopez fans, rejoice!
(Yes, both of you.) Despite
the high-profile flops that accompanied her rocky romance with Ben Affleck,
J-Lo and husband Marc Anthony will share top billing this summer in El
Cantante, a biopic about Puerto Rican salsa sensation Hector Lavoe. Not yet
rated. (Aug. 1)
The
Bourne Ultimatum
The Bourne
series has always been smarter than its
competition, less reliant on effects-heavy fantasy than tense, character-driven
drama. Does Ultimatum represent the end of the line? Maybe.
The late Robert
Ludlum wrote only three novels about super-spy Jason Bourne, but director Paul
Greengrass mercifully refuses to rule out the possibility of another sequel.
Not yet rated. (Aug. 3)
Rush
Hour 3
It wasn’t so long ago that Jackie Chan publicly accused
Rush Hour co-star Chris Tucker of demanding too much creative control over
their somewhat forgotten (but massively successful) franchise. Differences
aside, the two will reunite in theaters this August, traveling to Paris to
fight a Chinese crime syndicate. Not yet rated. (Aug. 10)
The Brothers Solomon
Will Arnett (Arrested Development) and Will Forte
(Saturday Night Live) star as a pair of socially inept brothers
whose
attempts to produce a grandchild for their dying father go wildly astray. Where
does the line begin? Not yet rated. (Aug. 31)
Halloween
It’s not a sequel or
a remake, it’s a re-imagining – that’s director Rob Zombie’s story, and he’s
sticking to it. His latest delves deep into the psyche of Mike Myers, the
legendary on-screen serial killer, and gives him a backstory ghoulish enough to
explain his insatiable lust for blood. Not yet rated. (Aug.
31)